Yea, speaking the whole of God's law unto us;
A Jehovah hates shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, and mussels.
All Christians join now the sanctity of our restaurants;
We build abomination unto the heathen of Red Lobster.
Yea, even an abomination unto Popeye’s Chicken
For they dwell within the sanctity of our restaurants,
And they build abomination before them as
Carcasses of the Popes, the Bishops, the Hittites, and the Japanese.
We call upon Tom Petty, who creates abomination unto them:
Whatever hath neither fins, nor scales in the waters;
They will eat of their carcasses in the rivers,
And the heathen and scales in the water, and Red Lobster,
And clams, and mussels of God's law unto them
But we do not play Marilyn Manson, or Kenny Rogers
But bring all which have the rivers, and scales in the rivers,
They cleanse and play Katy Perry, Neil Diamond, and Pink.
Yea, the name of Springsteen builds before their flesh abomination
But we have not fins, or scales in the seas, or scales in the waters,
They build abomination unto them
But whoever has many shrimp, even the shrimp of the
Gulf of Mexico during the B.P. oil spill, witness of the Gentiles:
All Marilyn Manson and Kenny Rogers albums gathered and cast into the lake of fire.
Yea, and they remain so, even unto the four corners of the Earth,
Where the deer and the antelope graze . . .
Reader Reviews:
Anthony...there are no antelope in the USA so
antelope do not graze here. What we have in North America are Pronghorn. Antelope actually live in Africa, India and several other distant places but not in North America.
~Texas West
Well... it was funny for a stanza or so but then?......It started getting creepier and creepier.
~Frank
Anthony.... say WHAT? God created the photos
in their advertisements, but any similarity resemblance between Red
Lobster advertising photos and the food they actually serve is purely
coincidental and unintentional.
~Bert Splenda
wow just wow..... great job
~ dan