O Corporate Conservative Jesus, thou art my Lawyer; I shall not want.
You argue my case before the Lord
You clear me of any responsibility
You make me to lie down in first class hotels
You lead me to the finest restaurants
You build my money with a first class portfolio
You restore my credit and set me on the steps of wealth
My house is filled with the labor of the sinner
I shop for bargains on the backs of the poor
My bed is soft and warm, and far from the battlefield!
Yea, though I drive my Mercedes in the Valley of the Shadow of Liberalism,
I will fear no black, woman,
Or homosexual, for thou art with me; my sex toys and mistresses comfort me.
You prepare a table for my family
and exclude the homeless, the garbage of humanity,
illegal Mexicans and the leftist media conspiracy
You line my pockets with low interest credit cards;
You bestow upon me the fruits of insider trading
And purchase the votes of Senators and Representatives
You fill my eyes with High Definition Television,
Nintendo and Sports Channels
I make my appearance in the Churches
And everyone listens to my prayers
My holy supplications rise to heaven
And are heard on every radio station
I wear the finest garments
For corporate American white Jesus is with me
My belly spills over my belt
And my bank accounts are safe
From being taxed in offshore havens
For corporate neo-con Christ Jesus is with me
And I will never pay taxes
Reader Responses!
Obstructionists = gop: Oh my god. You nailed it...bravo! This needs to be copied and posted everywhere. It epitomizes the Republican neocons to a Tee!
MsAleze: Nice work.
Gemstone: Glad you are in training for Hell. Study hard.
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