Ode to Meatwad

"You cannot swim in Carl's pool!"

You are made of meat
Will you drown?
Is the water red?

It cannot be blood
It must be chemicals
And pee

Absorbent and red
He rolls and dances around
("This is a good jam!")
Made of meat!
But sincere and sweet

Don't Mess with Meatwad!

Shake is a jerk
A regular ass
A freeloader for sure
On his favorite chair
At TV he will stare
All goddamn day

Frylock is the leader
Scientific and wise
That's no disguise!
He's got his computer
He can tell you your future
Like a Communist Spy

But meatwad it seems
Is so much neater
An awesome shapeshifter
And sometime shoplifter
Igloo, hot dog, Abraham Lincoln!
He can do it all!
With his great imagination
So creative
And made of meat!

Epilogue (well maybe not):

"Did you bring that baby
Babies don't belong here
Leave the seed out side
and run it over after the show!"